I’m pretty sure there’s a special place in heaven for these people
this made me cry
crying so hard
girls at my school are posting this on twitter saying how its stupid and asking “why” but i think its just what people need to say.
asdfghjkl gets me everytime
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
I met you at the Dalek Asylum, there was a girl in the ship wreck and she died saving my life and she was you. Victorian London, there was a governess, she was really a barmaid, and we fought The Great Intelligence together. She died and it was my fault and she was you!